Chris Walker Vs. Cinco De Mayo

Homosexual innuendo provided by Mr. Dong Wang

Learning Spanish all week has got me in the mood for a Mexican fiesta. I don’t know what I’m doing or who I’m doing it with but I’m down to engage in retarded activities I’ll hate myself in the morning for. By the way, you like the picture above? Dong Wang made it for me using Photoshop, Microsoft paint, or something. I thought I’d share it to bring laughter and amusement on this glorious, celebratory day.

Contrary to belief, today is not Mexican Independence Day. Mexican Independence Day actually falls on September 16th. Mexicans celebrate Cinco de Mayo because on May 5, 1862, four thousand Mexican soldiers defeated the French and traitor Mexican army (composed of approximately eight thousand soldiers) at Puebla, Mexico. Personally, I’m down to celebrate any day where the French got their ass handed to them. Actually, I’ll celebrate pretty much anything. What day did women start voting? I’ll drink to that, too.


Posted: May 5th, 2006 | Author: Chris Walker | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

No Comments on “Chris Walker Vs. Cinco De Mayo”

  1. 1 Outlaw Poet said at 9:13 pm on May 8th, 2006:

    I’ll drink to that. My cinco was worthy of a CW VS. story involving meth and a hotel fire.

  2. 2 Lentzy said at 6:39 am on May 10th, 2006:

    put up something else, it’s been a couple days already

  3. 3 Chris Walker said at 5:22 pm on May 10th, 2006:

    It’s been a rough couple weeks. New stuff is coming though.

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