Chris Walker Vs. A Great Place To Die
Elko, Nevada. Quite the anomaly. While it seems like a great place to go and die, it’s filled with children. Hundreds of them. Most belonging to redneck families. But it’s also jam-packed with some of the oldest, on the verge of death, people I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t wrap my head around it, and in a moment of drunken clarity I wondered, is Elko where all life begins and ends?
My good friend Brian spent many of his formative years in Elko. He’s also a lover of Basque food, culture, and women. Because of these factors, every Fourth of July weekend Brian makes the trek to Elko for their annual Basque Festival. I opted to go with him this year.
There was mayhem. And debauchery. There were also chorizo, Basque games (including: tug-of-war, metal object lifting and wood-chopping), fireworks, chorizo, Basque songs (my favorite: “Lili bat ikhusi dut (MSTRKRFT Remix)”), deep-fried chorizo (the highlight of the trip), and a parade. Well, as you can see in the pictures above, I wouldn’t call it a parade as much as a stream of miscellaneous vehicles, a lot of them fire engines, blaring loud horrible noises. Especially for those of us with hangovers. (And yes, you saw correctly, the “parade” ends with a sweeper truck kicking up dirt at onlookers.)
On egin!
Posted: July 8th, 2008 | Author: Chris Walker | Filed under: Great Places To Die | Tags: Great Places To Die | No Comments »

















I was kinda wondering why you decided to spend the 4th in Elko, as I have spent many boring-life-sucking weekends there. As I read your blog about your visit-I have realized I have missed out on deep fired chorizo. I am sad.
The Star Hotel has some pretty great Basque food. I’m actually half Basque which is why Chorizo is one of the only meats I will still eat…but only if its crammed in a big hunk of bread. I’m embarrassed to say I used to be a Basque dancer when I was little…so silly. Elko is a blast though after a few picon punch’s. hawaii’s christmas parade is the same as elkos 4th of july parade.
THIS was entertaining to read.
Yes, Elko is where life both ends and begins. Glad you were able to experience it in all it’s wonderment.
Hope all is well!