CHRIS WALKER VS. MAXIM'S HOT 100

Dear Maxim Magazine,

You seriously, honestly, in your heart-of-hearts, expect me to believe Lindsay “Coke Whore” Lohan’s tenth-grade, sometimes orange, sometimes pale, used-up-slut looking ass:

Is hotter than her?

And her?

And her?

And her?

And HER?

You’ve lost your goddamned minds and you’ve lost whatever ‘edge’ you might’ve ever had. Sure, the choice may have people talking but please believe I am not alone when I say I will never trust or buy your ridiculous publication again.

Best Regards,

Chris Walker Versus


Posted: May 16th, 2007 | Author: Chris Walker | Filed under: Maxim Hot 100 2007 | No Comments »

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  1. 1 Tyler said at 10:17 pm on May 16th, 2007:

    I think they may be factoring in the fact that Lindsay Lohen would have sex with pretty much any of us should we ever run into her at a club and buy hero zero to five drinks.

  2. 2 Chris Walker said at 10:32 pm on May 16th, 2007:

    That doesn’t make her hot, that makes her a whore. And cheap, too.

  3. 3 itsfuckingmaxim! said at 6:50 am on May 17th, 2007:

    yeah, the journalistic integrity of maxim has gone down ever since they did that article: HOW TO SCORE A MEGA HOTTIE USING RETARDS AND FALSIFIED IDENTIFICATIONS…

  4. 4 Chris Walker said at 3:43 pm on May 17th, 2007:

    I don’t think anyone reads Maxim for journalist integrity but since it is a magazine written by a bunch of dudes they should at least know what a good looking woman looks like and, let me tell you, it’s NOT Lindsay Lohan – or Fergie Man Face. And since they obviously have no sense about who the hottest women are is I’ll take my business elsewhere. Not that I’ve really been reading Maxim over the past couple years, anyway.

    I do, however, still have a soft spot for the Hometown Hotties.

  5. 5 B. Von Luxxury said at 8:33 pm on May 18th, 2007:

    dude, we have the same taste in women. scarlett vs. eva vs. hathaway – 3 way tie.

  6. 6 Chris Walker said at 9:27 pm on May 18th, 2007:

    Oh, I forgot about Anne. Good lord is she gorgeous. Amen, brother, amen.

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