CHRIS WALKER VS. DRINKING FOR A GOOD CAUSE

I had a feeling I was going to get a ton of shit after I wrote about the whole Shiny Toy Guns ordeal and, boy, was I right. It seems like I can’t hang out with anyone without hearing, “Hey, have you heard of Shiny Toy Guns? I heard they’re good.” What can I say, my friends abuse me. And rightly so.

 

I’m going to a fund-raiser tonight and by fundraiser I mean a beer fest (with 70 breweries!) I have to pay $40 to get into.

 

It’ll be like this. Only not as cool. And with less Germans, presumably.

 

You should come; the money goes to a good cause. What cause exactly I’m not sure, the deterioration of my liver, maybe? Honestly, I don’t want to go because I have BodyPump and BodyFlow classes to attend tomorrow morning and drinking and working out are a nasty combination. Yes, I am a gay for saying that but I tell you what – this fat ass isn’t going to get in shape by itself! So there. I guess I’ll just have to behave myself *.

 

 

* Yes, that was a lie; I am clearly delusional.


Posted: January 19th, 2007 | Author: Chris Walker | Filed under: Beer Fest, Shiny Toy Guns | No Comments »

No Comments on “CHRIS WALKER VS. DRINKING FOR A GOOD CAUSE”

  1. 1 Tyler said at 4:40 am on January 22nd, 2007:

    Unless you post something within the next two days, I’m going to assume that your festival resulted in either your death or imprisonment.

    Either way, it sounds like it was an awesome time.

  2. 2 Chris Walker said at 11:47 pm on January 22nd, 2007:

    I rarely post on weekends, homey. You’ll get your beer fest update tonight.

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