Chris Walker Vs. Purell Hand Sanitizer

My favorite conversation from last night.

Girl [offering me bottle of Purell]: Want some?
Me: No thanks. I don’t use that stuff. I have an immune system to fight germs.
Girl: I have a weak immune system.
Me: Maybe that’s because you use Purell.

My immune system. The same reason I don’t get flu shots, swine flu shots, and choose to fight colds (whenever I rarely get them) the old fashioned way: sans doctor’s drug prescriptions. Try it sometime.

Posted: October 18th, 2009 | Author: Chris Walker | Filed under: Social Commentary | 4 Comments »