CHRIS WALKER VS. DRINKING FOR A GOOD CAUSE

I had a feeling I was going to get a ton of shit after I wrote about the whole Shiny Toy Guns ordeal and, boy, was I right. It seems like I can’t hang out with anyone without hearing, “Hey, have you heard of Shiny Toy Guns? I heard they’re good.” What can I say, my friends abuse me. And rightly so.

 

I’m going to a fund-raiser tonight and by fundraiser I mean a beer fest (with 70 breweries!) I have to pay $40 to get into.

 

It’ll be like this. Only not as cool. And with less Germans, presumably.

 

You should come; the money goes to a good cause. What cause exactly I’m not sure, the deterioration of my liver, maybe? Honestly, I don’t want to go because I have BodyPump and BodyFlow classes to attend tomorrow morning and drinking and working out are a nasty combination. Yes, I am a gay for saying that but I tell you what – this fat ass isn’t going to get in shape by itself! So there. I guess I’ll just have to behave myself *.

 

 

* Yes, that was a lie; I am clearly delusional.

Posted: January 19th, 2007 | Author: Chris Walker | Filed under: Beer Fest, Shiny Toy Guns | No Comments »