CHRIS WALKER VS. MAXIM'S HOT 100

Dear Maxim Magazine,

You seriously, honestly, in your heart-of-hearts, expect me to believe Lindsay “Coke Whore” Lohan’s tenth-grade, sometimes orange, sometimes pale, used-up-slut looking ass:

Is hotter than her?

And her?

And her?

And her?

And HER?

You’ve lost your goddamned minds and you’ve lost whatever ‘edge’ you might’ve ever had. Sure, the choice may have people talking but please believe I am not alone when I say I will never trust or buy your ridiculous publication again.

Best Regards,

Chris Walker Versus

Posted: May 16th, 2007 | Author: Chris Walker | Filed under: Maxim Hot 100 2007 | No Comments »